Well, not quite. But the Brewers' hefty slugger showed up to camp on Wednesday and dropped the mother of bombshells for someone of his considerable size: He is now a vegetarian. After learning the dirty truth about how cows are cut up, he now eats no meat and no fish but he does consume plenty of ketchup-drowned Boca Burgers.
You all should stop eeating meat. Or beef at the very least. DId you guys hear about that damn recall? Terrible. It's no better than smoking cigarettes, or breathing in asbestos. It's true...
It's true....
"IT'S DAAAAAMN TRUE!!!" - Kurt Angle
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worse than cigarettes? okay doctor
one interesting note:
the prince is on his way to becoming part of only the second father-son duo to hit 300 career HR each.
the others? Bobby and Barry.
nigga got beef?
eat a porkchop.
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